Dec 34th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
What up juggalos!? Mr. E Love here back with some flava for you ninjaz to peep. First off everyone thats reading this right now plez do me a huge favor. Every ninja out there with email tactics to pull.....email Kae-Lo at kaelom500@yahoo.com and say HEY
KAE-LO GET THE JOB DONE!! But say it in a nice friendly way...like the way you'd tell your best homie to stop checkin out your girl. You dont wanna hurt him but u want to get ur point across. Anyway as luck would have it yours truly will be attending an NBA Allstar Weekend Pre-Party hosted by Shaquille O'Neal. Now most of you are like HUH?!? Basketball WTF!?!? Well im a huge Laker mark, and this year the NBA All-Star game will be held in LA and so the Pre-Party is at none other than Hugh Hefners's Playboy Mansion....oh ya...NOW i got ur attention huh!?! Well tickets for the event go for about $2500 dollars each so im taking a friend of mine as soon as he's released from lockup. Way to go Mike. Anyway the party will be an exclusive red carpet event with an estimated 500-600 people attending from the world of movies, music and of course the NBA. How did i get this enormous hookup? Damned if i know. But i do know for once i'll actually be a guest at these parties instead of just parking
cars. WOO WOO....ok now on to some website flava.
Time for me to start spreading this rumor again. Actually no its serious this time. With the new addition of Kae-Lo i will be able to handle the duties and tasks it takes to run the hotline again. Some of you might remember back in the day myself and Ry Ry who now works for Psychopathic running the OG hotline like two scrubby scrubs. Well after he left to pursue his dream of being a professional wicked clown i ran that bitch by myself. Now once again im itching to get it going again but i need some feedback. Things have changed since back in the day and i'd like to as you the juggalos what kind of flavor you'd like to have on the hotline. Email me at demonseedspewer@yahoo.com and clue me in. Keep in mind the original reason for me and my cousin starting the hotline was so that ninjaz with little or no computer access could get the latest Psychopathic info and what not. So any ideas would be appreciated. Holla at a ninja!
Decemeber 4th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
R.I.P Ninjette.. My Condolences Go to Her Family and Friends at this time, In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Amen...
Dec 3rd, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
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THE FIRST HUGE HORROR
CONVENTION OF 2004 IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER!...
Mania 2 cover, and GOTJ Wrestling School Teacher!
This is one Hardcore Juggalo right here. Anyways,
PONDO has been laying low on the wrestling scene as of
late. However, PONDO broke his silence this past
Thanksgiving for the IWA Midsouth's "WrestleFest 2003"
from Salem IN. The match was MAD MAN PONDO vs. JCW's
own Corporal Robinson. Now incase you've never seen
these 2 battle it out in the ring before...whoa, these
guys are extreme! It was a fucking bloodbath. The
end came when Robinson nailed PONDO with his infamous
"Boot Camp" finisher off of the 2nd rope and onto some
chairs. Now fortunately for all you JCW fans and
Hardcore fans in general the show was recorded for
future release at IWA Midsouth shows.
due to some circumstances beyond his control th album
is now due out on 12/09/03. It's gonna be a national
release and will be for sale at such stores as Best
Buy, Sam Goody, Circuit City, FYE, etc. You O.G.
suicidalists won't wanna sleep on this album.
obligations to fullfill for his fed instead of 3PW.
But wait, how about some holiday violence this season?
Thats right our Psychopathic killa SABU will be
heading back to the Viking Hall in Philly on 12/27.
His opponent that evening will be former WWE
lightweight champion Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn is
talented as hell! This match is gonna be incredible.
I'll be there. Also on the show is adult star Jasmin
St. Claire(yeah, the same chick from ESHAM's new
video), Gorgeous George, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Balls
Mahoney, Raven, Sandman, and many more. For more info
on tix or directions hit up www.3pwrestling.com.
Dec 1st 2003
What up ninjas! New stuff added to the store in the last few weeks. Were about to put up the Jump Off a Building DVD. This is
bam margeras 1st dvd and is rare, but now its been pressed onto DVD and will be in the m500 store by Wed. Also we have added some Hoodies
to the Hoodie section as well as Shirts to the shirts section. A dvd called SNOOP DOG GONE WILD and GIRLS GONE WILD SPRING BREAK ever herd of them! Geeya now milenko500 can bring the porn right to your door. N best part! No cocks! Only titties and girl on girl action. Also dont forget to check out Terrorist Killers and Middle Eastern Whacko's, that dvd is so hardcore i cant even tell you whats on it, but you can guess. Dont get that dvd if your a lil bitch, or you cant handle things like Tortchure, and Murder. The more evil side of the world. Speaking of Bum Fights 2, if you havent seen it your missing out, its just devistating. Also added is the CKY the Band dvd. This is the band CKY on tour, live, doing skits, n jackass stuff its awsome, i know alot of juggalos out there are CKY fans, there the shit! Check out the milenko500 store today by clicking here.
November 25th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Ballers Gathering. Well for starters as a note to my fellow updaters, namely Donn Dymond, Jugalinko, SKS, Hodge, Xanax, and Kae-Lo, you'vecompletely picked the wrong person to update about the event seeing as the night as i remember it was one giant BLUR of alcohol.
Now let me recap to the best of my ability what went down. First off you'll notice theres no pics from when we went inside the Body Shop. Turns out its against the club's policy to let a bunch of drunk ballers like us taked numerous pics of girls with broken spirits shuffling across the stage. STALE. Its all good though. The pics from our top floor motel room from the Motel 6 will show you a bit of what went down.
The night started off with myself, Senor Dymond and the new fish Kae-Lo unloading the ridiculous amounts of alcohol into the room. No sooner did we pop
open the first bottle of Cristal ($100 a bottle wine) the juggalos started showing up. Traffic outside our hotel was hectic to say the least. People kept asking who was staying in the hotel like there some fuckin Kid Rock rock star staying there. But no....it was just our humble baller party WOO WOO! 
God knows where i went after the hotel but all i remember is Kae Lo and his Cousin D (aka Sean Paul) were chauffeuring me to the Strip Club and the whole way i could've sworn he was driving backwards. The club itself was devastating. I'd been there before but KaeLo hadnt so as soon as the security patted him down he pretty much nutted right then and there. All in all the night was a success and we look forward to having it again next year or next weekend whichever comes first. Props to the Bday ninja...Ed Schuster! To all the ninjaz that showed up way early....well i apologize for our laggin at the hotel. Whuttup to Nikki and Chelsea lol......in our defense once Donn Dymond aka Mike starts drinking heavily its hard to get him to do anything...let alone move to a different location. Im sure the Donn will be up on here soon to do his own recap. For now im off to look on Ebay for a new liver. Mines just about
done....Ugh........(this is why i'd rather schmoke) MMFCL to all the juggalos that showed up....yall are the shit.....till next time ..PEACE!
November 26th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Oh No... Hello... Wuddddupp JuGgaLos and Jugggalettes! email
GlenBurnie MD 11/23/03
expect me to give praise to ESHAM. After all, I've
been giving him nonstop props for SO many years
now(way before he was even running with the hatchet).
But this time ESHAM has even blown away my
expectations of him! This album completely showcases
just how versatile he can be. What other hip hop
artist has tracks that are either aggressive, laid
back, deep, funky, and ruthless...that are all on the
same album! Thats ESHAM for ya. The most creative
musician to ever hail from Detroit. This albums
completely out ya atmosphere! The only thing that can
make this album hotter is to see the Godfather of Acid
rap performing the tracks "live" when the tour pops
off.
FROM PUERTO RICO...
gets recognized by WWE or something. I'm surprised
they haven't used him in a Tajiri angle ya know.
Anyways, the match was really fast paced and outta
control the whole time. However the end result didn't
fair well for NOSAWA's team. The finish saw STONE
squeaking out a upset victory over Zumbido (after some
crafty cheating went down).
November 21st, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
November 19th 2003
Ok there is no question that if you got this cd and bumped it yet you know you love it, woo woo wooo! is the bomb ass track and the last track might also become a big hit single "All of my Life". This album is way diffrent that most of eshams stuff, im way suprised and stoked on this record. Just super Devistating is all i gota say about this cd, Esham is the Fukin man!
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5. No More Dyin 
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GlenBurnie MD 11/16/03
San Luis Obispo, CA November 12th
The subject of MST3K got a good ammount of replies on the message board so I thought
I'd mention it just in case y'all didn't know. MST3K is not gonna be on the Sci-Fi channel
anymore after January 31st 2004. The contract extension between Best Brains and Sci-Fi is going
to run out and no further extensions are planned. 
This means that it might be going off the air for good because there are NO plans for it
to be picked up by anyone at anytime. But, at least Rhino is releasing it's 4-DVD sets of it
fairly steadily. Speaking of which Vol.4 is set to come out on Nov. 18. It's going to be
the first set with Sci-Fi channel era shows: Space Mutiny (my vhs copy it is about worn out),
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank,
Hamlet, and The Girl in the Gold Boots.
November 11th, 2003 MTV Beachhouse EMAIL
Good afternoon I'm
Kurt Lotus with an M500 newsbrief. Now its no secret that tensions within
the rap community can rise due to spiteful or sometimes even misdirected
comments in rap lyrics. None however have gained more notoriety than
the infamous West Coast vs. West Coast gang fued between rap superstars
Kid n Play and of course
Kriss Kross, whos backwards style jeans are worn
to associate oneself with gang affiliation. Tensions had calmed over
the past months, but it seems Kriss Kross couldnt leave well enough alone
as they've just released on their website www.stilltrying2warmitup.com a new
track that is a BLATANT diss to Kid N' Play entitled:
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November 8th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
You Ninjas never seem to let me down! 2 Down and 1 to go!
November 7th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
We in November Juggggggalos!!! This marks the beginning of the Fat Kid Season! I
know what most of you are thinking, "What the Hell is the 19 year old rookie talking about?!"
A HA, I shall tell you. 
As many have you read, Baller Status Clown E Love attended the ESHAM VIP party out here
in Hollywood. For those of us who didnt make it, Santa Clown E brought back a bag of gifts.
We here at M500 Love to Share. So heres what we have to offer. A gift Repentance Bag, Green
Repentance T-Shirt with Release date on the back, and a Promotion Copy of the single Woo Woo Woo.
Although, it will be free for you guys, We only have 1 of each. Each prize can be won by doing the
Following. Remember there is only one prize per winner. Heres how to get your hands on a
peice of freshness: Click the Titles or pictures for larger views. 
November 5th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME Wooopty Wooo whut up juggalos!?! Mr. E Love
here fresh from a baller style, outa control, way blown outa proportion,
party to end all parties. And what did i do to celebrate afterwards? Shit
i partied some more whut u think! Anywayz let me start with the first
party. The Boogieman himself made a last minute trip to my hometown of
hollywood California. He was having a gangsta party to celebrate his
Nov. 18th realease of his album Repentence. So he invited a bunch of outa
control people all dressed like they were hitmen. Heres some pics
from the party and of Esham and TNT performing cuts off his new album.
watching the Medallion on order Pay-per-view in his hotel room. So
me, Roy and Steve from the Office mobbed out to this restaurant in LA called "Lawrys".
Man i never been in such a fancy place in my life. My broke ass fronts at like Dennys or
if i got paid Sizzler. But this place made me feel like i shoulda been washing dishes
or something. The place was playing classical music which gave the place an "elevator"
type atmosphere. The waitress mixed our salad on crushed ice right in front of us
and spirted all kinds of dressing on it. It was devstating. But then the main course
was what my guess was a small cow. I swear the prime rib was Flinstones size..ya know
where it tips Fred's car over. So after dinner we all mobbed to another club
in Hollywood owned by Pauly Shore and Esham and Alex met us there where we partied
till no end and carried on all to be damned.
Oceano Cali Nov 13th 2003
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!! anybody seen the new matrix? if you havnt
then the scene where the machines break into zion and fight the APC's is
worth
the price of admission, trinity dies, finally. but the real movie i
wanted to talk about was TUPAC RESSURECTION, this make 5 movies and 7 albums
since his death 10 YEARS AGO!!!
well i did some reaserch and it turns out that the sound track includes a
9 year old tupac signing happy birthday to his sister, an 11 year old tupac
resiteing the pleadge of allegence
( produced by timberland) tupac age 7 signing the alphebet song(thug life
remix by the neptunes). The movie includes home footage of tupac age 8
rideing a pony at a swap meet, a drunken tupac passed out on the toilet,
and 10 minutes of juss his expired drivers lisence up on screen with no
sound. 
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GlenBurnie MD 11/05/03 Nov 4th 2003 Oct 29th 2003
What up yall! Jug here lettin you know bout this devistating show coming up this week.
Tempe, AZ, FALL GUY will be playing with Bionic Jive and Crack Money! Here's the info:
October 29th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
YOU MY BOY RE-RUN... You my boy....
October 28th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Whats up Ninjalos!? Its now tuesday
and we're getting ever so closer to our favorite holiday. That of course
being the Mongolian New Year...which as we all know falls on October
29th. In celebration me and the M500 crew are gonna mob up to
Panda Express
and get our mongolian beef grub on....with some orange chicken on the side.
Nah but for real Hallowicked is jes dayz away. I know Fright Fest is going
down too so every ninja out there has something to look forward to. Fuck it
if you cant make it to either might i suggest trick o treating? Shit im going
on record and saying you NEVER too old for that. Come on now....normally
if u went up to your neighbors front door and asked for free shit you'd get
the door in ur face!! Anyway have fun in whatever yall do..on to some news. San Luis Obispo, CA October 27th
I poured a Tecate out for you Rerun
October 27th, 2003 Tupac's Hotel & Casino in Heaven EMAIL
Ooooh weee damn! whats poppin juggalos!?! Bootleg Greg up in
this bitch updating on M500. Damn so you know my careers gotta
be in the toilet if im updating on this site. I mean who the
hell is Kae-Lo? Sounds like a breakfast cereal if you ask me. Speaking
of which.. i wish Raj would hurry up and die cuz I cant afford
Tupac's nightly rate charges all by myself. God damn u people still
buying his albums. Your making him richer than George Papadopolis
and Philip Drummond put together.
thank you to all my fans,, whether you were a juggalo or not. People would
always come up to me and wish me well. It was not too long ago i ran into
international rap superstar and owner of the Milenko500,
Jugalinko while
we were both staying at the Bellagio performing on the same night. Oceano California THE HARDCORE MEXICAN GHETTO email me here.
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA's, its been along while, and i wish i had a good excuse, but to be honest the truth is i rediscoved weed
after quiting for awhile. Now i realized why i quit in the first place 1. i hate hippies, the unshower'd , people with dreadloc's, highskool drop outs, and
people who borrow lighters and dont return them. 2. all i;ve done for the last couple weeks is eat peanut butter and watch duck tales reruns.
so i'm officially quiting again (unles your packing).
only
male student without the area code tattoo'd on my neck ( a sign of skool spirit in my hood)
but it turns out she was trying to find out if i had an accent. She's putting on a play and says she has a part for me if i'm interest'd.
i think she said it was karate kid the musical but i dont remeber. if i go for it, it'll be my biggest role since i played the peurto rican punisher kid in the movie "FRESH" ( i got the dope moves). 
amount of teenage ass to be seen.
there are some things i dont like about KMK, like there music, but i have to give them credit for there fans, they are the hottest whorey underage girls with low self esteem seen in years.
it reminded me of when i use to pics up chics at the teenage runaway shelter, but that was before the restaining order.
i was pouring out mad liquer for my dead homies who are surprizingly and sadly all still alive. then ICP came on if youve seen the tour then you know the stage set is the best i've seen in years, and the show had an extra energy that reminded me of the first tyme i saw the clowns live the show was awesome. it made me mad that there was only one california date, i wanted to see it again.
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October 22th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
....Task one completed (I found Xanax). Task two is coming up (updating pages). Just for
the record, I will not speculate on the words of xanax and the herpies clinic. However,
what I will specualate on is Mr. Clown E Love's fasination with
Mc Donald Princess Dolls.
PoundMyPooper, MT. Oct. 21st, 2003
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Holy shit, what the fuck is up juggalo family?
Xanax back
on this bitch after months and months.
Speculation with m500
had it that i was in jail for this girl i got
with, but i swear
on my life the girl said she was 17, and i'm only
18
(if you subtract 6 years off my life). And shit
anyway
I've done so much drugs and smoked so many damn
cigarettes
that i've easily knocked off 6 years of my life,
so I'm pleading
not guilty to that one. Truth be had though I've
been dealing
with a serious drug problem, and am currently in
the middle
of my 3rd rehab this year. Instead of pound my
pooper, Montana
i'm in Rapid Shitty, South Dakota staying at my
moms house. Now
if you think that pound my pooper montana was
bad, this place
is even worse... I went to a hip hop show the
other night,
and it was in a fucking rodeo arena, the floor
was all dirt
and there was piles of horse shit all over, talk
about whack. Anyway
back to the rehab thing; I got caught up really
bad with
shooting up morphine (dillaudid, and oxycontin)
not to mention
heroin. All I gotta say is that if you ever
think about
getting into that shit email me, and i'll tell
you what its
like to go through some serious withdrawals,
Uncle Howie style. email
GlenBurnie MD 10/16/03 October 16th 2003 
What up yall! Jug here dropin in to lay down some science n technology.
Necro
12. Morbid Shit - Necro
Babes, Bikini Contests, Photo Shoots, Booty Shaking, Wet T-shirts, Models, Etc
Get ready for one wild ride as we take you for a sneak peek at the girls of mischief. From teh street racing and wild car shows all around the us to secluded photo shoots, we give you an all acess pass to witness what only few in the industry have seen.
Girls of mischief is a whopping 60+ min of fast cars, general moto-mayhem and an indepth look at the girls of the street racing scene. Juggalos i 
recomend you pick this one up weather you like street racing or not. God knows Donn Dymond and Kae Use this dvd 2 assist them in some of there "DAILY TASKS". Infact SKS JUGGALO (sks=serial killa scott) said "Iv never made so much love to myself in my life till i got this from m500". SO there you have it, should be a must have on your list.
set. There is no question you will love these dvds. There are some sick ass vomit scenes i know all you will love
October 14th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
Whut up juggalos!?! Senor Love here
on a tired as fuck monday nite evening. See this weekend i was
inspired by the NBA season starting again. So i decided to go
ball it up on saturday at the local park. Now having not touched
a basketball in what seems like years (yes Sean...YEARS!!) i thought
i was gonna jes make an ass out of myself like usual. Little did
i know my game would still be intact. I was ballin like a muhfucker.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/10/03
ADULT FILM ICON-
"JASMINE ST. CLAIRE", SPEAKS ABOUT HER PART IN
THE NEW
ESHAM VIDEO...
October 9th, 2003 Pasadena, CA EMAIL
Coming Soon To a Theater Near You.California JuGgaLos!!!! In this day in age, we have all
become accustomed to change and innovations that affects our lives on the daily. Just to give a couple examples: The
Mc Griddle Sandwich at Miccy D’s (The mixture between biscuit and syrup); Deep Fried
Twinkies and Snicker Bars at the LA County Fair ( The mixture between a heart attack and
a tasty treat);
Absolutely! Last night Californian’s made it official
that Ex- Governor Davis must leave the office of Governor. Although Schwarzeneggar faced
stiff competition from Gary Coleman, a porn star, and Mr. E Love (he was number 69 on the ballet
some ballets may not have shown him), he pulled out victoriously from the porn star. and
the other candidates as well. Basically to make a long story short, whether u like the
terminator or not, he is now the governor. For you proud Arnold fans out there catching heat
from folks from other states, say it loud, say it proudly ..My Governor can kick your Governor’s
ass!! MCL JUGGALOS im off to slang McGriddles after 11am.
October 8th, 2003 Deepest Darkest Halls 
San Luis Obispo, CA October 8th
What up ninjas??!! I'd update about the ICP
show in anaheim but I'd
rather re-experience it through an update from Donn Dymond. True SKS fact:
I left for the show with only $12
in my pocket cause my paycheck was a day late. That $12 got me into the
parking lot of The Grove, a gin and tonic and some gas for the ride home.
Two days later I was going to stick some cash in my "bank" (my Higher
Learning DVD case - the shits
like Fort Knox; no one is ever gonna steal that movie let alone wanna watch
it) and realized that I already
had a good chunk of change in there.
October 7th, 2003 Pasadena, CA EMAIL
Mic Check, Mic Check Is this thing on?
Wooorddd.. What’s Up M500 JuGgaLos! Before you ask any questions, lemme’ introduce myself.
My name is Kae-Lo. Many of you may remember me from the Insane Clown Posse’s music video,
Homies and soon Esham’s music video Woo Woo Woo.
Future plans include daytime soaps. Basically, I’ve known the entire
Milenko 500 crew for a couple years, but it wasn’t till recently I received the
invite to join the family after International Superstar Donn Dymond jumped me in. So
I accepted the invitation and here I am. My duties on the site are as follows.
October 7th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
Whats up juggalos!?! How awesome was Fridays concert (Cali ninjaz know whats up woo woo!) Anyway
today marks a historic day for juggalos...first off let me give a big
muthafuckin SHOUT OUT to my brutha the King of Hardcore the RUDEBOY. Cuz today
he along with ICP, Mad Man Pondo, SABU, and EVIL DEAD are forever IMMORTALIZED
in Videogame History. A feat not acheived by many. I know I dont know how it feels like
to be in a videogame and im pretty sure i never will. But videogames are here to stay and
Psychopathic has just barely scratched the surface with their presence in:
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October 3rd, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
September 29, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
M500 sick in the head we BEEN DEAD!? Whut up
juggalos. As you might of noticed we've retro-cized our website back to our
old layout but with some new additions. So lets go through them briefly aight?
First off theres a new addition to our news section. Some of you might
recognize him from WCW and XPW Wrestling. He has many names but most
people call him Vampiro. Yup thats right...from time to time he will be
updating exclusively on this website in his own words. So in other words
i guess he's tired of all the shit we make up in his name. Just kidding
Vampiro, we would never do that. Shut up Donn Dymond.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/29/03
September 25, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
WOo WOo WOo whut up juggalos?!? The
Deadbody Lover here getting all fuckin hyped for the show next friday
in Anaheim CA...the fuckin Wicked Wonka Tour. Im sure i'll see all my
homies from my stomping grounds plus ninjas from all over. So if you
see me say whut up!?! The M500 Dons will be there for sheezy. Myself,
Senator Donn Dymond, Lieutenent Commander Hodge, Father SKS, Addiction
Specialist Xanax, and wannabe rapper Jugalinko whos still playing
Big Lots openings...(see how how i plugged ur gig sean)
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GlenBurnie MD 09/24/03
Cali Sept. 16th 2003
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September 10th 2003, Westcoast LA Muthafucka EMAILWhut up juggalin juggalos!?!? Most of the rumors
concerning my death were false. I flew myself to Montana to testify on Xanax's
behalf on charges that were brought up against him for ballin outa control. Needless
to say im back and ready to get back into updating on the regular. Now this update
is gonna be full of secret ninja level type info. Like shit im NOT supposed to talk
about. But FUCK IT! Im a muhfucking ninjalotusdonmegawholetthedogsoutRYDA!!! So without
further blah blah blah...here we gooooooooooooo!
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Oceano Ca Town of Robbery Sept 1 03
Cali Aug. 28th 2003
Here are a few good pics of our staff. Donn Dymond in TJ, as well as our very own SKS juggalo passed out drunk
as fuck in the gheto, notice the dog in the backgroud eating his vomit! MMMMmmm im sure the dog enjoys the tast of
serial killa scotts up Chucked Malt Liqour and Edible underwear.
Check it out. We got a new dvd SURE NUFF to make you go WHAT THE FUCK!!! Hooligans and Thugs dvd. This dvd is fukin str8 RAW! Nothing but hard core
murder, stabbings, fights, blood, violence, etc. It all goes down at the Soccer games round the globe. I watched this last night, it was
devistating and gets the m500 seal of aproval and is now stocked in our store. You will be amazed at the level of violence orchestrated by these fans. Watch as they battle each other and the police forced that attempt to control them. Watch as you see these fans execute their mayhem in the stands while the worlds most popular sport is played in front of them. Hooligans and thugs are looking for a fight. No one likes them, and they dont care! All region DVD. Over an Hour long. i recomend hooking it the fuck up!
San Luis Obispo Ca August 27th
What's up ninjas? I've been periodically without an internet connection due
to a recent move, i been liftin more weights prison style, im up to bout 325 max, in between moving boxes
and bench pressing i haved uped my max 25 lbs. Ill be up to 350 in no time.
but now
I'm all up in this bitch for the 2003!!!
yesterday. And you can get it at the milenko500 store for only 16.99.!!! MILENKO 500's own CLOWN E LOVE's name you will notice is at the end of the DVD. Thats
because Clown E Love was the one who Filmed the ENTIRE DVD IN LA! Clown E Love was the camera man for the concert, yes CLOWN E LOVE SHOT THE WHOLE THING. All the footage on the LEFT SIDE OF THE STAGE is from CLOWN E LOVE!!! so BIG UPS AND WOOO WOOOOO"S to him for getting the job done!
I havent seen the dvd yet but It is concert footage as i understand, Get it now so you
can enter the Bootlegged Goes Gold Contest. Just send in your receipt from MIlenko500 for
your purchase of Bootlegged
in LA with your name, birthdate, phone number, and address on the back...but
y'all knew that
anyway. I got mine today but I ain't watched it yet...I'm waiting until
Thursday so i can kick back and really enjoy
it (i.e. drink cocktails and smoke). If you have an overwhelming thought
about it, drop me a line
...or just holla' at a ninja.
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GlenBurnie MD 08/28/03 Oceano Ca home of the Hair Net AUG 21 03
hey hey hey WHAT UP JUGGALO'S!!! i'm back from my vacation in the hapyest place
on earth TIAJUANA!!! as i'm sure you heard me and commishoner COLWN E LOVE made a last minute pre-skoolyear trip to the motherland for antics and hyjinx that i had to get out b4 buckleing down to study all semester.
All the vomit was in the stair well and out of the hallway, and the rats where accualy trained to make your bed and get you fresh towels everyday. so after settleding in, showering up and finshing about a gollon of the fire water we decided on takeing a tour of the best mexico can offer me so i hit up a strip club full of underage girls. One girl stood out to me, unlike the others who where shuffleing tearfully across the stage then runnin off as soon as i tipped them, this one kept lookin at me and smiling. she looked oddly familier but i couldnt place her, then all the sudden it hit me. she was JUANITA, ive been sending her 45 cents a day for the last five years threw the save the children foundation, but now she was all grown up ( well almost) and looking hot. She recognized me from the pic i sent her of me rideing a pony with my shirt of and wearing burger king crown. since my $ had saved her from dieing of rikkets and shingles, she took me in the back room for a free "private dance", it juss goes to show in this world if you give a little, you get alot. Remember that juggalos.
Store, this place is like a wonderland of secreat treasures where you WRITE YOUR OWN PERSCIPTION!!! i filled up on oxycotins (for xanax), vicodins, Fen Fen, soma sapositories and viagra's . Clown e got some horse laxatives and birth control pills, i didnt ask why, he's a grown man.
We went back to the hotel room and crashed out until pretty much the second night, after some pills and more tequila we where ready for round 2 but when we got in the taxi we couldnt decide where to go, clown e wanted to see a cock fight, I wanted to see the donkey show, so after a few minutes of argueing the cab driver said " hey amigoes, lucha bebe's , es excilentte wey" me and clown juss looked at eachother, did he juss said what i thought he said? did he juss say they fight babys? well this is sumthin we both had to see, so after a LONG cab right to what seemed the middle of nowhere we ended up on some farm in a barn full of guys like us, (* confused drunk americans) we where seated around a ring full of baby toys that was a lil to far away to get a clear view. a promoter of some sort came out and did some hype speach i didnt really understand, then it happened, over some trumpet music and a drum roll, what looked like a baby came out into the ring heald over the sholders of what i guess was his trainer, first one, then the other then a guy came around 
takeing bets on who we thought would win. i bet $30 on the black baby ( always bet on black, thanks wesley snipes) but i wasnt sure what was going to happen " maybe there goin to race them?" i said to clown e, he was dumbfounded, then it hapen'd, the trainers took them to opposite corners then a bell rang and they let the babys go. it was total carnage, these babys hadnt been trained to fight, they had been tr
ained to kill. toys and blood wherre flying everywhere. one kid lost his nerve and tryed to get away by climbing a mobile shaped like firetrucks, but the black baby took a toy duck on a stick and hit him like a pinata until he was juss a twiching bloody mess on the floor. then the bell rang, and it was over i was appaul'd pulled my gun out bout to whoop some ones' ass, n yelled out What the fuck was THAT?!! i yell'd out load but got no answer. i rushed over to the ring and upon closer inspection i realized, those wherennt babys at all, there where midgets in diapers and this was juss some lucha libre wrestkeing gimmick, but for a few minutes, i thought it was real and was shocked and pissed the fuck off, now i juss thought, " shit we gotta come back tomorow" day 3.
OUR TRIMPHANT RETURN HOME accually we juss had to cross the boarder back, but after days of pills and hard drinking with almost no sleep we where both pretty red eyed and paranoid. as we got closer to the boarder we pussed out, we started throwing out all our fireworks, our throwing stars, our switch blade knives our cermaic coin bank bart simpson dolls, all the cheap crap we bought in mexico we juss threw out the window, this left the pills. i only had 3 left in the bottle so not lookin at them i ate um just b4 we rolled up to the check point and they juss waived us threw, which was good i guess cause i forgot i also had a loaded gun on me, but 20 minutes later i realized i ate 3 viagra's. at first i was able to play if off, but after an hour of dry humping the streering wheel clown e figured out what had happened and hasnt look'd me in the eye since, well its good to be back on american soil, i start college tomorow so look for me on campus ninja's!!!! i'm out MCL
August 20th 2003, Los Angeles Cali"fucking"fornia EMAIL WHUt Up Juggalos!?! Senor E Love
here back from my trip to good old TJ. Me and D Diddy (Mike) mobbed
down in my brand spankin new
Rubicon Jeep. Now
anyones thats been to TJ knows not to ever drink the water. But D Diddy
likes to gargle his own bathwater and then "rain diamonds" on himself.
Whatever that means?!? Needless to say The Donn was firing non stop
bunker busters all nite long in the bathroom. I woke up several times
convinced we were under terrorist attack. We went to a couple raves
and took some "E" as the kids like to call it. Unfortunately for me
it usually makes me angry and wanna punch people in the face. So i pretty
much stuck to smoking outside the club and try to look cool. However
D Diddy broke out in his full "BreaKin 2" bit, poppin and locking all
over the dance floor. 
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August 15th 2003, San Luis obispo
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August 12th 2003, Los Angeles Cali"fucking"fornia EMAIL
Whut up juggalos!?! Its now tuesday
and im getting tired of this fuckin heat. Anybody else hate summer? Time
off and long dayz are all well and good...but the heat i can do without. Its like
being smothered by two fat chicks. I wouldnt know what thats like but rumor
has it Xanax is all about that. Speakin of "Cracky"...where the fuck is he?
Well me and Donn Dymond are road traveling all week. We're currently in Tiajuana
Mexico. Mr. Dymond was awarded the key to the city earlier today...which is basically
a key to every motel in the city. I've already bought myself a lifetime of chiclets
gum and somehow im now the proud owner of 3 orphans. WTF?? Anyway i apologize
if i havent responded to yall's emails as i've had limited access while we're on
the road. As i type theres a donkey off to my left standing outside. Of which
is sporting a fresh ass new Hatchetman sticker on its side compliments of me.
WOO WOO. Ok on to some news!
August 7th 2003, Los Angeles Cali"fucking"fornia EMAIL
Juggalin' Juggalin' Juggalos! Whut up ninjaz?! Mr. E Love here droppin in to update
with some info. First off i wanna say two things. One is...i really love blasting
and gushing.....and Two is i wanna give madd props to our own Mike Hodge aka
"Hodge" for skoolin those two devastating interviews Of Marz and Vampiro. I know how
hard it is to do interviews and come up with questions so madd props to Hodge. Way
to go champ. Look forward to more interviews with other famous people like, John Ritter,
the "Can Your hear Me Now" guy, and an up close and personal interview future Juggalo
Lockdown inductee Kobe "Goin Back Door 4 the Slam!" Bryant. Aight onto some flavor...
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GlenBurnie MD 08/07/03 Aug 4th Oceano Cali (Gangsters Paradise) EMAIL ME NINJAS n say WHAT UP!!
boarding competition so i'll just jump right in.
hopeing you dont end up in an amish animal sex video. the hotels where about a million miles from nelson ledges i think it woulda been a shorter commute to drive from cali and back every day then to streetsboro and back ( where the hotels were). since everything was outdoors there was no escapeing the weather. if it was hot, your screw'd cuz everything is to far to leave then come back.if it rain'd you can eat a dick cuz your walkin in the mud. if there was an earthquake then go fuck yourself and hope the earth does swallow 
you up ,if there was a tornado then i dunno i ran out things to say, but my point is your out doors, which for most people would be a good thing, but i'm a city kid and i decided many years ago to give a big middle finger to nature. What i also didnt understand was that Myzery had a booth Across the street from the gathering (mini gathering), and every time he tried to get into the gathering he got practicly booed out, but it was wierd seeing myzery across the street hustling to sell his cd's, autographs and pinata's, it was awkward. Hes a psychopathic ryda but had on the gathering ticket/medalion like the rest of us. I even saw some kid with a Marz CD signed by Myzery?
chill. no tear gas like in toledo. in fact i heard one cop even try to start a chant, he told everypne in line for the shuttle bus to be quite, then yell'd "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN HILL BILLY". one good thing about nature is pissing outdoors, there nuthin like not haveing to aim. also this was the first year that people could walk around with alcohol. we brought a backback full of beers to all the shows which was DOPE. all day people where walkin around drinkin, god bless. no annoying pat downs this year, all you 
needed was your ticket to get in, no gay securty guy cuping my balls then winking at me like the last two years. there where more tits this year then ever before, maybe it was the hot weather but i could't turn around this year without being flash'd, keep it coming ladies cuz i like tits alot so it would stand that i;d like alot of tits. the shows where aloso dope maybe ther where a lil to quite. and since they where outdoors you could get a rare side view of the shows instead of juss upfront. overall it was a good gathering, i;d i'm sure to go again next year, i did miss the bars scenes from past gatrherings but i'm a big boy i'll get over it. in the end i cleveland didnt give me the key to the city, but thats ok, i still have Los Angeles's locker combo. Ill be at ALL the West Coast Cali Tour Dates see you at the key club esham show in august to Kik off the Cali Tour. MCL
Aug 3rd Info/Email 
Its sunday morning! That means yall are enjoying breakfast, Donn Dymond enjoys
a bowl of ceral. His favorite cereal being Lil Powdered Donuts, broken up Pieces of
Jimmie Dean Sausages, Frosted Rice Crispies, and Cookie Dough in bowl of strawberry milk, mmmmm mmmmm.
Breakfast of Champions. Donn being on his 13 th Assault Charge he is gearing up for
more "Paid Beatdowns" so he can afford new Rims for his ride. He is a potential murderer and
extrodenary chef.
These are the orignal cky cky2k cky3 and cky doc REMIXED and revamped. There an awsome deal at 19.99 you get cky and cky doc all in one dvd (cky trilogy round 1) in round 2 you get cky3 and cky2k all on one DVD. The box set being all 4 movies in one set for 39.99. CHECK the BACKYARD WRESTLING GAME WHEN IT COMES OUT, it features CKY, the band that plays all the music in the CKY VIDEOS WE SELL, Bam Margeras brother Jess is the drummer for this band, CKY rules yall and its awsome to see them TEAM UP with ICP on there video game.
And what the fuck! Marz is the bomb! Dark Lotus Member Marz's cd is avalible for download. Ya thats right he dont care if you Download it.
Str8 up he knows your gona anyways! (SMART GUY) So i am just overwhelmed on how good of a job he did on this cd Gorilla Pimpin. Lung Fu Mo She Was sick as hell too but Gorilla Pimpin by Marz is on my list of one of the best cd's EVER made. I cant stop playing the whole cd. You know them CD"s where you play it for just a few songs you dig, GORILLA PIMPIN IS A CD WHERE ALL THE SONGS ARE AWSOME! NON STOP, No joke Every fuckin song on this cd is the 3 MEGA TON DAISY CUTTER BOMB!! With Johnathan Davis of Korn, and a cover song by Ted Nudgent (he likes to hunt alot SO FUCKIN WHAT) its just sick! Im extra impressed with the songs JULIE, SATADAY, DAMN and the one bout "IM THE BADEST MOTHER FUCKER UP IN THIS PLACE". And for the most part i cant get his songs OUT OF MY HEAD, they keep replaying in my mind. WOW! STR8 this cd rocks, and i wana thank that big ol pimp jason kid lookalike Scottie D for hooken everyone including myself up. Thanx dog. yall can download Marz's CD from FLH right here. ya THE WHOLE THING.
San Luis Obispo Ca August 3rd 2003
Much News What up ninjas? Besides the
release of
Bootlegged In LA (which by the way will be sold in the M500 Store) on the
26th; Psychopathic is throwing a Bootlegged Goes Gold party on September
16th in Detroit.
To enter:
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GlenBurnie MD 08/02/03Aug. 1st 2003 
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I recently got ahold of Pro Wrestling Superstar &
Longtime homie of ICP- "VAMPIRO". He's granted
me the
honor of an M500 exclusive interview that'll
cover all
kinds of controversial topics. I'm talking bout
questions on his WCW days, Beefs with
wrestlers/promoters, Friendship with ICP, his
musical
past, current wrestling schedule, his scrapped
PSY
album, GOTJ 2001 experience, plus a ton of other
questions covering all kinds of topics. The
interview
will take place this friday and should be up
shortly
after, so check back soon homies.
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GlenBurnie MD 07/23/03
Our JCW hardcore Icon and longtime homie of
ICP-"MAD
MAN PONDO" was recently involved in a huge 6-man
tag
match for the weekly PPV wrestling fed NWA-TNA.
It
was a dark match(not shown on the PPV) for PONDO,
but
still a big match non the less. The bout was Mad
Man
Pondo/Nate Webb/Dirk Ciglar vs. Konnan/B.G.
James(Road
Dogg)/and Ron Killings(K-Qwik). The match had
the
crowd going nuts! I guess they didn't know how
wild a
PONDO match was gonna be, lol. And wild it was!
I'm
talking blood, weapons, and Mayhem everywhere.
In the
end of course the Superstars team was victorious,
but
PONDO's team didn't look bad at all. This is
great
for PONDO cause usually Dark Matches for PPV's
are
like Job interviews in the rest of the work
world. So
basically if the match goes well and the fans
respond
well then thats a great sign that they might want
you
back to wrestle in the future. Good luck to
PONDO
with the whole NWA-TNA thing. I personally think
his
sick-hardcore style would be a very welcome
addition
to NWA. Could you imagine how crazy and violent
his
matches would be with the likes of Raven,
Sandman, or
Justin Credible. We'll have to wait and see if
anything comes of this.July 23rd
San Luis Obispo Ca July 23rd
SKS HAS SEVERE LIVER DAMAGE:WHAAZZUP
FAM-IL-Y!!! I don't think
I actually have severe liver damage but I would have been hard pressed to
drink any more
than i actually did. Well i just got back from the GOTJ and fuck am i
beat!!! We never wound up
doing any updates 'cause the connections at our hotel sucked balls and blew
donkey dicks. So,
instead of sleeping like i should be doing I'm working on a the day to day
highlights of my
experience. I'm trying to be brief, but it don't look like it's gonna
happen. Hence, i'll only be
mentioning the main shows of every night. Oh well.
started what was to be the stale journey out to Ohio. Basically when we got
our tickets they gave us
a 25 min to board our next flight from Chicago to Cleveland. This might
have not been bad, but our
flight into Chicago was half an hour late...so our flight to Cleveland was
gone even before we landed. Fuck that. And all the
airlines did was give us a 35% discount on a hotel room. Again, fuck that.
We got checked into our discounted
room and searched for some grub. The closest thing that was open was Steak
n' Shake. I can
now say I've eaten there so there's no reason for me to go back. July 15th Oceano Cali (super gheto)
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!!!!ok the gatherings sneakin up real quick for everyone, tomorow i board a plane prepare'd for a full day of pissing they guy off next to me, mean ,mugging the highskool dropout who will now doubt look threw my bag bucuz i look dangerous, and praying the airport secuirty dogs dont smell the kilo of coke, 300 extasy pills and 5 pounds of illegal south american mango's i have kesster'd. for those of us who got gathering tickets M500 is running our first ever HUGG A THUG CONTEST. thats right heres how it works. point is GET A PIC WITH ME AT THE GATHERING but not any pic will do here are a few idea's
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July 15nd 
Whats up ninjas the BYW game has some new flavor to announce. First of all they just got done serving up another press release
in San Francisco at the warf. What has come of that is that BYW has added via popular demand the new "make your own wrestler" option to the game.
As you can see the Screen shot we have of it included the name "milenko" as in milenko500 WOOO woooooo! You can make and customize your own wrestler to
the specs you choose and name him what ever you want. Thats a pretty fresh option it makes things more personal.
on Germany’s Autobahn, drug smugglers meeting their demise in Florida’s Everglades, a parachutist landing in a crocodile pit, torture and murder in El Salvador, a PCP addict getting high, a videotaped rape/murder and a gruesome encounter between a car thief and two junkyard dogs. Volume IV depicts a cremation, an electrocution, a terrorist destroyed by his own bomb, the massacre of a Columbian wedding party, the drawing and quartering of a Russian peasant and a man-eating tiger turning on its trainer.
his motley crew of sideshow freaks throughout the nineties. Jim and his freakshow gained notoriety during the first Lollapalooza tour and his reputation grew with subsequent tours opening for Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Godsmack, Korn and most recently Tool. Now, available on DVD for the first time, THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS SHOW, features all of the antics that Jim and his troupe have become famous for, with all the originators of freak culture revival. San Luis Obispo Ca July 15th
SKS LOOKS BOTH WAYS BEFORE
CROSS-DRESSING:WAZZUP juggalo bethren?!!! July 14th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Whut up Juggalos? Its a monday morning somewhere
in the united states. Anyone else catch that Banzai show on Fox last night?
WTF! I thought i'd seen everything. That show was devastating. I mean
come on...old people on scooters playing "chicken" all for the purpose
of gambling. Once again....devastating! Anyway i got a lot of news for
this update so first let me get started on my recap of the "FACES OF DEATH"
tour date in Anaheim this past thursday.
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GlenBurnie MD 07/14/03
July 8th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
Email Me Always obey the clitoris! WHut up
muhfackos. Hope everyone had a good holiday. I must have cuz i cant remember anything about it.Ah
blackouts can be fun. Anyway i've got some news to drop. Specifically for us CALI juggalos,
but also for ninjaz nationwide. Also dont forget to peep my homie Hodge's update below
as well cuz he's droppin knowledge like Donn Dymond drops child custody battles. Well enuff
about that....lets gets started shall we?
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GlenBurnie MD 07/8/03
The hottest independent wrestling fed in the U.S.
right now is the MLW. They just recently signed
a
bigger tv deal which allows even more states to
view
MLW after RAW every week. Well, due to the
overwhelming success of their last event in June
the
MLW already has another huge show scheduled. On
7/26
the MLW returns to Orlando FL at the Tabu night
club.
That night former JCW champion and hardcore
Juggalo-
"SABU" will be beating somebody's ass again!
Also on
the show is another old school Juggalo wrestler-
"RAVEN". Yeah, you ninjas know who he is. In
case
you forgot he's was on a JCW home video and was
ICP's
homie from thier WCW fraction called the
Deadpool.
Also appearing that night are wrestling
superstars-
145 yr old Drunk Terry Flunk, Dr. Death Steve
Williams, Mike Awesome, Sandman, Norman Smiley
and
many more. For directions or tix info hit up
www.mlw.com. July 4th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
Email Me What up ninjaz?!? Happy
4th of July to errrbody! What better way to celebrate a day off work / school then to get some
free shit....so with that in mind let me announce...we're having a Twiztid Contest here on M500 for 5 dvd copies of THE PURPLE SHOW
for 5 total winners! Now to win your gonna have to dig deep down and harness the power of the "sphincter" and use some
ninja level tactics. Meaning there's several tasks that ur gonna have to accomplish
to win the free dvd. Now if you already have a copy and are upset...please click here.
July 2nd 
What up all you Backyard Pimps! There are some big time shows coming up for the Pimps. On the 4th of July i recomend
that all of you ninjas from the Sothern Californa Area hit up BYP this friday and sat. Friday at Robs House. Thats an underground
4th of july fireworks extravaganza! Email backyardpimps@hotmail.com for more info on that. BUT on the 5th saturday you got a show to attend.July 3nd 
was a professional wrestler on the independent circuit in Philadelphia and surrounding states for the last 4 years. Now Back in the world of 805 hip-hop. That's right, The Traveler is back in Ventura County puttin' it down for all tha juggalo homies. Visit the web sight at www.traveler12000.com. or you can peep out www.805hiphop.com. Will be performing at The Zone, Located at 1644 East Thompson Blvd, Ventura, CA 93001. This is a 21 and over club. The line-up for that night will be Deranged, 12 Grand, Johnny Quest and a featured act to be named the night of the performance. Presented to you by 805 hip-hop dot com and 805 hip-hop live TV show. Also if any emcee would like to put on a show in Ventura contact booking@805hiphop.com. I'll put in a good word when asked. Who knows, maybe this will lead to future mini-gatherings in the area. Much Clown Love to www.Melinko500.com and the whole Juggalo community.
July 1st 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
Email Me Whuts juggalin ninjaz? Its
about 7pm on monday still and im watching a music video with Ja Rule and it reminds
me of when shaggy said he sounds like he gargles with gasoline lol. Sorry thought
it was amusing. Anyway juggalos...SKS's
update below made me think of two things...one...i dont ever wanna see in writing
or otherwise anything that starts out "SKS SPIRTS..." ever
again in my life...and ...two...i've been a juggalo for quite a while now and its dope
when i look back to how it all started. Now im not old old skool...i've been down since
milenko, which is kinda fitting for the site i work for, anyway it all started back in
the day when i heard ICP do Loveline on the local radio here in LA to promote the Great
Milenko. Next day i went and bought the album and been down since. Not only that but
i got my cousin
Ry Ry into them as well and together me and him started shitty ass ghetto
juggalo hotline where ninjaz could call up and get psychopathic newz and jes in general
juggalo flavor. Wasnt long after that we met
Jugalinko, owner of M500 site and store
who along with free rolling papers gave us web space on his site to stream our hotline
updates.
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San Luis Obispo Ca June 26thWhatup. 
but there is
a trailer
for Eidos' Backyard Wrestling:
Don't Try This At Home. It's a zipped file and it's only 6.8 MB so even
all ya'll dial-up folks can
dl it. BWY TRAILER It features the music of such groups as the Insane
Clown Posse in the background (ok, so
that's only one group) and intertwines footage from the game and the Homies
video. I'm selling one
of the Donn's
kidneys (he keeps a few extra on hand "just in case") so i can get the game
when it comes out (they won't take my sperm anymore...something
about an extra chromosome or some shit).June 25th 
hear it either. IM sorry gota fallow the rules of the industry, Order from us, soundscan will tally your order up on the billboard top 100. Anyways check out the green book its gona be the NUKE. 
distribution deal with the People who brought you Faces of Death. We will be carring there Box Set as well as there old single dvds. So far we have there new one FACES OF DEATH 3 instock. This dvd is insane. Leme re say that. This dvd is the most hardcore dvd ever made on the planet. REAL DEATH, REAL KILLING and all REAL STUFF! Hardcore Extreme to the max. This journey with death includes disaster on Germany's Autobahn, a parachutist landing in a crocodile pit, torture and murder in El Salvador, a videotaped rape and murder and a car thief vs. two junkyard dogs. Be sure to pick this up and astonish your friends. email
GlenBurnie MD 06/24/03
June 24th 2003 San Diego Calif.
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6/22 KMK Show @ Cane's in San Diego Review:
you this place was
packed & just standing there I caught a contact buzz. We found a place to stand & see
the whole show with out getting crushed. The show opened up with a band called MOWER who
also rock in my opinion & Judge D. The crowd is now more hyped than before. The curtain
drops & out comes KMK. They really put on one hell of a show live. They played all of
the old school favorites like Good as Gold, Peace not Greed, Round & Round to their
newer stuff like 4-2-0 & Strange Daze. Brad "Daddy" X , Johnny Richter, & D-Loc schooled
that shit on the mic. Dj Bobby B & Lou Dog lay the phatest beats. Pakelika moved
the crowd with his devastating dance moves. And The Tax man kept the crowd hyped.
One of the best shows I've ever seen. I highly (no pun intended) recommend catching a
KMK show. I promise you, you won't be disappointed. Dont forget they WILL be at this
years Gathering! I'd just like to give a BIG "THANK YOU"
TO Lou Dog, Dave, and Ry Ry. To all you KMK soldiers see you at the next show.
Eddie you're my hero! MMFCL.I'm out.June 20th 
June 19th June 16h 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
Email Me Whuts juggalin ninjaz?!!? Im just
here watching me some Ghallager on comedy central. Now you younger juggalos prolly
dont know the comedic genius that is Ghallager. He was doing prop comedy way before
Carrot Top could even hold a phone let along dial 1-800-CALL-ATT. I seriously
hope he runz for president. To quote Ghallager..."There's something wrong in America,
i mean, where do we go to get cheated?......the Fair!". Anyway juggalos we here
at M500 are not only here to provide information on ICP, Jackass, and of course our
number one sponser..
Baby-B-Gone, but we're also here to help ninjaz and ninjettes get laid. Just
ask Donn Dymond, his efforts alone have secured that earth will never run out of new juggalos
anytime soon. Go MIke! So with that in mind heres a song to have
ur juggalette strip by
Cant find the
Purple Show in ur town? Well now u can order that bitch with the quickenss
right here from our M500 store. Hit up the
videos section and peep our bulbus assortment
of choices for your viewing pleasure. Now included is twiztids cable access from da road
adventures on the Purple Show. Just ask Basketball HEad....its a thumbs up and a juggalo
must have. email
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June 12th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Whut up Juggalos!?
Mr. E Love here back with some devastating flavor. Today is a momentous day for me cuz
today i found out that none other than that old skool cartoon i used to watch as a kid
and collect all the fuckin toys (u heard me) that the Transformers cartoon is gonna be
made into a live action movie!! NOw i know most ninjaz are like WTF thats gonna be some
whack ass shit! Well I GIVES NOOOOOOOOOO FUCKS!! Im first in line to see a fuckin car turn
into a robot. Plus just to see the Autobots and Decepticons go head to head on the big screen
will be dope. I mean come on yall...SOundWave, Megatron, Optimus!!YALL JUST DONT KNOW SO
PEEP THIS...CLICK THE PIC BELOW
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Juggalo homies the THREE 6 MAFIA recently put
on a
hellava show as part of Baltimore's local radio
station 93.9's concert & BBQ Bash. They played
tons
of thier old classic shit and some cuts off of
thier
anticipated album "Da Unbreakables". An edtion
of
last years Murder Dog magazine speculated that
the
Triple 6 camp would be doing another track with
ICP
for thier upcoming album. Guess we'll have to
wait
and see killaz. The rest of the show was mostly
watered down radio musicians, except Wu-Tangs
Inspectah Deck. He tore shit up. Damn, I'm glad
to
see THREE 6 MAFIA doing shows again.